Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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