1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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