Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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