dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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