what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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