I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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