There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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