I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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