it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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