So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
When are your genitals available?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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