Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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