I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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