i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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