Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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