Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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