Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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