she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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