Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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