im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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