I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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