I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
so much tequila, so little girl.
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