bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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