you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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