My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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