Is it normal to miss your booty call?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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