What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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