hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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