Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?