Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.