You can't special order awesome
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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