4 words: hood of his car
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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