This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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