No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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