like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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