my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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