4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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