i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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