I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
that's an acceptable place to lick
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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