She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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