it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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