Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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