Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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