he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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