she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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