it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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