it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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