oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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