Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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