Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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