i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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