This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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