I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
