Its about making memories worth repressing
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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