Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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